I LOVE THEM.
I LOVE THEM.
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
"Can you twirl for us?"
TWIRLING. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT BAILEY LOVES TWIRLING WITH POOFY DRESSES
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
"HOW TO FIGHT A BABY"
I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P
A couch that looks like pancakes. oh.
I FUCKING WHAT THOSEGLOWY BLUE BEDSHEETS OMG GIVE THEM TO ME NOW
(I’ll take about half of that other stuff too)
yo viendo todo:o todo se ve tan geniales si quiera uno de estos y…OH!*O*Totoro!!lo necesito!!
….SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
Baby going through tunnel
its 5:30 in the morning and i cant stop laughing
this baby’s seen some things
Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
toxiclollipopsyndrome:fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.